EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH
probably either eurovision or doctor who
„The Name Of The Doctor” scenery
Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia
FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET
No wait that came out wrong..
no it came out perfectly
“And if two girls kissing offends you….well, you need to grow up” - Graham Norton on Finland’s Eurovison entry
Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.
Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
- “The Doctor has been many things… but never bloodsoaked.”
- “Tell that to the Sycorax, or Soloman the trader, or the Cybermen, or the Daleks.”
I just find it hilarious that eurovision was invented because europe was like “no more war guys, fight it out through songs”
i find it hilarious that it worked



